By LonerCow - 20/01/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
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shrimpygymnast 9

call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england

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Fiskerz 0

Pretty sure it's a insult everywhere.. Go to the gym!

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princess151617 4

That's so mean.

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laden_swallow09 34

That's what you get for being an attention *****. Only boring people get bored!

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anxni3 0

haha i get the game reference :) fyl tho :/

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Epikouros 31

LOL, I get an ad for cattle feed with this FML.

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Jasonf6 0

Most often fat kids have fat parents. Call that bitch out

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zander4310 5

Then she is a cow to.

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elephantcrazy 7

Hahaha this is the first fml today that really made me laugh out loud but that's ssoo mean of the mom

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lolyeahthatsme 11

what if some creeper was just like "gladly :)"

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