Work: Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to...

By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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How do people still get caught out like this?

By Fern - 16/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML

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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By perfecttiming - 06/05/2013 15:25 - United States - San Jose

Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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last12win 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:23

please tell me it also involved a hand waving gesture in the form of spanking. That is hilarious, and all your fault.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:25

From the client's point of view, I'd think it as a good thing you were that excited. You guys really wanted to work with them.

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Peacenik 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:09

Why in the world would you do a hip thrust to celebrate closing the deal? Makes no sense to me.

mattmag 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:14

#11, I love you.

rachelbrianna25 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:53

LOL! At least you were having fun in the office. Sounds like a fun place to work. That's classic. Hmm where can I get an application?

circayouandme 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 8:01

Work it!

AlexNeenan 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 8:19

You should have proceeded to mime-ejaculate on the paperwork the client was about to fill out.

lolwut_fail 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:10

I can't help but wonder what made the pelvic thrust "rather obscene."

youaresofucked 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:27

pelvic thrusting rules. end of.

ammali 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 14:23

That's awesome... hopefully they didn't get offended or anything. Even (most) business clients can laugh at something funny!

ch_kisama 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:07

who the hell does that...YDI

NoKo_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 19:43

so many ppl on here need to pull the pine cones out of their ass...live a little. i work in a professional engineering firm and its an office environment and yet people still do silly things and have fun...even with a P.Eng. stop being so lame! but yes YDI! hahaah