By FFAce - 16/06/2018 13:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML
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Top comments

ChromoTec 24

Butt why didn't you do anything?

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bluhbluhbluh 14

I sense the start of another rom com.

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Comments

RichardPencil 30

Damn! Why are you guys suggesting you hit a woman back? That’s unacceptable for a gentleman! A true gentleman would exaggerate his injury, get her to feel sorry for him, then **** her. What ever happened to chivalry? ****!

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DraftHail614 17

Slap her back. Hit her with a dose of equality.

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FFAce 11

I don't believe in hitting women

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DraftHail614 17

I don't have a problem with what you believe in. I'm not exactly advocating for OP to beat her.

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mint mochi 11

She was just defending herself, there would be no reason to slap her back.

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DraftHail614 17

Defending herself against the wrong person. Say someone smacks your ass. You gonna hit the person you THINK did it and call it self-defense? Hell if that's the case, if OP were to choose to slap her back, he'd be defending himself as well. Not like he slapped her first.

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DraftHail614 17

Defending herself against the wrong person. Say someone smacks your ass. You gonna hit the person you THINK did it and call it self-defense? Hell if that's the case, if OP were to choose to slap her back, he'd be defending himself as well. Not like he slapped her first.

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Justin Andrews 5

But she hit someone who did nothing... that's not defending yourself, that's assaulting a bystander

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bluhbluhbluh 14

I sense the start of another rom com.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Two and a half morons?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Two and a half morons?

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ChromoTec 24

Butt why didn't you do anything?

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FFAce 11

There was nothing that could be done so to avoid escalating the situation I did nothing

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DraftHail614 17

Oh there was something. You just chose not to do it.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like you have a free ass grab coming your way!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Are you the same guy that got slapped by the woman who thought she was in the women's room?

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PenguinPal3017 19

I hope the kid's parents made him/her apologize to both of you.

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pjsr 32

Well, you gotta slap somebody when that happens, and it’s not right to slap little kids.

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Tarlachia 33

That’s ok. I just witnessed my two year old daughter kick a grown man in the ass because he was going too slow down the stairs. He stumbled and looked back at her in surprise. She just smiled.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Slapping doesn't have the same effect as it used to. Suplex her.

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