Intimacy: Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling... - FML

By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Hopeful - 27/02/2021 11:01

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Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By itscalledaphonecontractretards - 09/08/2016 17:54 - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML

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toomanyidiots 14

Thursday 29 October 2015 18:23

There is a market for this?

dudeguybruh 6

Thursday 29 October 2015 18:24

The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...

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nicnic82 2

Friday 30 October 2015 1:47

Am I the only one who has a serious issue with willingly handing over your DNA to a perfect stranger?!

PrideOfTheFallen 19

Friday 30 October 2015 2:11

Great way to get a stalker or meet a creep..

flossingpancake 18

Friday 30 October 2015 2:31

Piper chapman please

worldclassrager 39

Friday 30 October 2015 3:45

Some people have a fetish for that...how did you do?

nillawafer13 13

Friday 30 October 2015 4:12

Well that's unhygienic.

brklynzwolf 14

Friday 30 October 2015 4:36

That's awesome! Hey $30 including shipping not bad right? Women own an average of 35 panties, sell the entire old batch of 35 and reap a hefty $1050 . What a profitable business!

GAeroNKissR 26

Friday 30 October 2015 4:50

This perspective almost makes it convincing, but read below...

ShadowLor 19

Friday 30 October 2015 18:04

@123, that's incredible! How do I break in to this business??

GAeroNKissR 26

Friday 30 October 2015 4:49

fast cash is rarely safe. From the comments some are concerned about the DNA...but even more so - how about the finger prints on the packaging as well as how do you collect anonymously? because everything is traceable, especially when it comes to electronic money...& even more so when you've got some desperate twisted human on the other end shelling out the money. Don't start with the secure money service you're using either...because with the right hacker, he'll find what he wants.

catherinecas 30

Sunday 1 November 2015 10:15

The websites I've seen recommend using the panty buyer's address for the shipper and recipient to keep things anonymous. And it's recommended you use a PO box for payments and shipments. As for DNA I highly doubt there is enough cells in my old undies to do anything with.

mariegirardd_fml 2

Friday 30 October 2015 4:54

This was on an episode of Younger... Pretty sure that the personn who wrote this stole the idea from it...

bornpatriot 11

Friday 30 October 2015 7:31

Is the bidding still on ?

Natashaspanties 2

Friday 30 October 2015 8:05

Lol you can all find me on reddit under the same username. I will be verified and open for business in a matter of days. And for those of you asking, I learned from Piper, I trust no bitch ;)

Danishduckling 20

Friday 30 October 2015 9:33

Funny how you changed username since the original story >_>

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