Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up...

By kenzieeeee - 30/12/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML

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By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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Neglected

By Busy mom - 06/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML

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By heronlydaughter - 23/11/2010 03:58 - United States

Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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EloquentSilence 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:26

I really don't think it's possible for anyone to have a great time at Pizza Hut.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:07

She doesn't love you =( Seriously, though, that sucks.

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Alannaa 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:44

That's actually really shitty of her. Revenge. Seriously. It's the best for these kinds of situations. Trust me, I know. I've been in too many situations like this to count.

maryjeaninex3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:42

what was she doing there that was fun? haha.

rawr_lo 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:03

the same happened to me, except i work at pizza hut. i couldn't leave because of a blizzard and my mom was at home... 30 minutes away.

gabriel69_fml 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:40

slap her and tell her sorry but i love you so much that i had to do this just because it is fun. mother

katkev 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:10

Only in Maine! LOL!

khoalle27 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 21:09

omigod thats horrible, had my mom do the same thing but it was 115 degrees outside, and she made me stay out in the car for 5 hours while she got drunk.