Keep your wits about you

By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States

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Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
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craigkid 2

a) lock your door b) why was she stareing

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wintamint101 7

that sucks for your mom

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BirdieCurls 25

I agree with 93... but why was she just standing there staring? 0.0

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

It was probably one of those moments where you see something that you know you shouldn't look at, but you can't help but look.

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craigkid 2

a) lock your door b) why was she stareing

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SettoFail 9

There's a subject to bring up at the dinner table. Your mom, "today, I heard weird weird nosies coming from by daughters bedroom. I walk in and realize its just her masturbating. FML"

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Sukimaye 0

you better keep an eye on your mom she might like you a bit to much

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FortuneFaded 0

Yeah, that's awkward. Very awkward in fact!

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BrownSugar_fml 5

she was just jealous

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