Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend... - FML

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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ReverendDC 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:47

You don't have affairs with boyfriend, you cheat on them. You only have affairs on people you have actually dedicated your emotions to, you dirty stupid ****. Hope your "boyfriend" figures oit this was you and goes to handle tge business with your best friend and mom at the same time.

KathAdrian 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:27

That must have been fun :) can't say I feel sorry for you.

chanta24 10

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:39

"Oh my! I feel SO bad for you! You cheated and now YOU have to pay the consiquences?!" get a life

KazuTrumpet1512 21

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:52

Well, noname from Maryland, you deserve much worse than that. Cheating is absolutely wrong.

frank678 7

Monday 23 May 2011 22:53

YDI. totally.

saltypirate 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:28

why don't you stick with one person dumb ass

chasadilla 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:58

threesome!

Icee209 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:45

Ur a fckn *****!!.... Lol

sendio01 0

Monday 13 June 2011 20:19

AKWARD!!

Miss_lindsy19 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:22

That's what you get for being a ****! god works in mysterious ways.

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