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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

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caplox 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:09

pee on it.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:12

Could have been worse. He could have whipped out his dick and started peeing on you in public.

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anthony21597 2

Tuesday 19 June 2012 18:44

I have taken marine bio for many years and I am a diver and all I can tell u is pee all over it

NomNomCookie 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 19:37

Nice Dad. XD

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 19 June 2012 20:02

Next time bring vinegar or prepare to have it peed on.

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:16

I hope you put vinegar on it right away, it will sting like hell but it fights the jellyfish's poison. Urin works well too. I had a jellyfish wrap a tenticle around my leg when I was 8 or 9 and got an allergic reaction... hope it doesn't do that to you. D:

TheMathMajor 26

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:30

The vinegar doesn't do anything to get rid if the venom, it just stops the stinging. Maybe it didn't work for you because you're allergic.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:53

Apparently he didn't know

Davick 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:41

broke my foot at school in high school so they called my dad to come get me. he took his time getting there he thought I was faking it. like I was the one called him and not the nurse. dads are in a word..weird