By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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iStrukk 7

Aren't you supposed to lick yourself? .. No? I'm the only one?... Dang it.. Where is LoganBurrito when you need him.

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Airman1988 9

Don't waste it, taste it! So they say

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CaramelMacchiato 13

thank you efemel, for that disturbing mental image :(

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sarbear293 4

I love the penis in your picture nnnada.

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AKGirlinSD 20

3, Be mire specific, please. Lick him where? ;-) lol

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marxistbkly 3

If you're husband can lick himself like I cat, then just became obsolete.

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maebelline12 12

he must be pretty flexible then!either that or it's really long...

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onlychildFTW 33

Well some guys I'm sure taste good. My ex girlfriend was surprised I didn't like myself actually. It was a weird conversation.

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eastsidesoldier 7

No...jus stop

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

If OPs husband was gay, would he taste like skittles?

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cooterpie 11

Taste the rainbow.

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Spazz420 7

If u get a dog, hide the peanutbutter !!

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boofgall 16

27- How about you stop telling people what not to say?

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quontag 15

How about you stop telling people to stop telling people what not to say.

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superswagbro 7

Stop telling people to stop... Nevermind.

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eastsidesoldier 7

How bout y'all stop Bieng stoopid mallates

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eastsidesoldier 7

Foo I kno how 2 spell fukin retard I ain't stoopid foo

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eastsidesoldier 7

If weed got u running yo mouth, u better blow that shit out

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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22cute 17

Not only is it a talent; it says something about his flexibility and anatomy that you can benefit greatly from. I mean, who are you kidding here?? All humans would like to lick themselves if they could. Just as all quadrupeds would like to have their own human hand if they could. So this is really a bonus for you. Yes, if you walked it and saw it, that was probably shocking. But seeing any person pleasuring themselves in any way would be shocking at first. why do you think we usually do it in private. Have you ever witnessed your own O face - kind of unsettling, I promise you. Pull yourself together & make the most of this new discovery, Op. And for God's sake - quit bragging.

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JFox 8

I actually think it's kind of sexy. :P

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Tezoma 28

You should try it. I enjoy licking myself. It's perfectly normal.. If you yourself aren't.

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xXlLaMaXx 5

Maybe your husband will like licking you ?? ;)

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CaramelMacchiato 13

practice makes purrfect ;)

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