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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By Taco Hell - 19/10/2012 06:43 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By klaatu barada nikto - 20/01/2015 13:23 - United States - Des Moines

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By retail can shart a cock - 09/01/2016 05:25 - United States

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

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By why - 12/10/2015 02:07 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:59

*looks at the location* That explains everything.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

hey a man gotta have his pie

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sadiesue17 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:21

All he wanted was some PIES!!!!

Rickyk98 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:33

If this was true It would be on the news.

heyU70 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:12

U need a new job..

aeroxy_fml 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:34

I am assuming OP is a girl and that's her boyfriend. -_-

ifknh8usernames 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:34

why...?

onlychildFTW 33

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:43

Haha gotta love Texas.

ren23 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:52

That guy must really care for his pies.

TeamMinajCanada 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:40

Oh...

FatTony2010 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:51

Just another day in texas

1crabbygirl 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:34

Like you know.

charlie43 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:11

Don't **** around with a southerner and his pie.

smilefaces8 2

Monday 19 March 2012 3:08

That is true when it's thanksgiving and there is no pumpkin pie I go crazy I am 13

zebralover23 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:39

Someone wanted pie

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