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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By Taco Hell - 19/10/2012 06:43 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By klaatu barada nikto - 20/01/2015 13:23 - United States - Des Moines

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By retail can shart a cock - 09/01/2016 05:25 - United States

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

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By why - 12/10/2015 02:07 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:59

*looks at the location* That explains everything.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

hey a man gotta have his pie

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aron7628 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:48

They have cameras at the speakers

laurenmacias 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:01

I'm guessing McDonald's

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 0:40

FYL but YDI for not offering him pie... I'm assuming that it's your job to offer pie to the customers. And if it's not then just FYL.

banzainutslap 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:34

"thank you for coming to mcdonalds" *drives away* " i love mcdonalds" *checks bags* "WHERES MY ******* PIE? Thats it! *pulls gun and walks in restaurant* "ALRIGHT MOTHA FUCKAS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" ahahaha

wellthatsukx 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:25

Fat ass gotta temper!

dregtp 1

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:38

Go figure this was in Texas.. Lol

Fortitudine 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:58

Suggestive selling FTW!..... NOT

PistolWhiper93 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:10

Alright finally someone in the drive thru is going to get a bullet to da face.

giraffelover88 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 14:52

Apple pies suck anyways. Gross. I'd only shoot someone over a hot fudge sundae.

9726 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:58

I think you've had a few to many hot fudge sundaes to get angry over someone not letting you have one...

cysanleigh 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:03

LOL WIN!

shrimpygymnast 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 15:06

where the hell do you live?!

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Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

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Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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Today, for the 20th time, I poured wine into my ashtray, while the glass was next to it. I also have the bad habit of tipping my ash into my drink. What the fuck is wrong with me? Maybe I should look at what I'm doing instead of the PC screen. FML

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