By ashsaunde - 08/12/2013 06:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML
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ashsaunde 13

Hey OP here! First off, thanks for publishing this. It's the first one I've ever submitted. Secondly, yes he was finger painting with it as well as wiping his butt on everything in his room. We're in the middle of potty training so he thought he was helping by cleaning himself off. I also had to clean him and all of his stuffed animals up because he got it EVERYWHERE. Yes, he did get punished in an appropriate way because he's not gonna know it was wrong unless I teach him. And to the comment that I said I need to watch him better, it was while he was napping in his room. Any parent knows you can't watch your kids constantly.

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Welshite 39

Taking finger-painting to a whole new level.

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sanecatlady 13

Sounds like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo paid him a visit.

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tukies 28

It's always worse when they look at you with a smile, and say they tried their best.

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baby4mommy 27

You know they have diaper alarms now that will text your phone when your baby, toddler or patient or whomever has wet or pooped their diaper. That way you can change him before he gets any ideas.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Nice! How about an alarm if they take their diaper or pull up off themselves?

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onlychildFTW 33

Wow that's quite interesting. Technology is great.

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therouni 23

My daughter did the same thing before. Mine even tasted the "paint"....

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worldclassrager 39

You should get one of those drawing with water things or lemon juice...then there is more art in a fun wy...

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willns 2

would have been a pretty shitty picture.

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