Miscellaneous: Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest...

By convict possibly - 26/05/2017 18:00

Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2014 22:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML

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By in love with an idiot - 20/11/2016 11:47 - Angola - Luanda

Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML

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First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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By CyberHex305 - 01/04/2017 16:00

Today, I went to Men's Warehouse to pick up my tux. They mistakenly set the pick-up date for the 30th of next month. My prom is tomorrow. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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By KayPlay - 04/11/2016 13:35 - United States

Today, I wore my best suit to an interview. I was told they didn't have any knight shifts available. FML

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You deserved it 83

By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 23:32 - United States - Herndon

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 38 367

Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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You deserved it 4 355

All dressed up

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 23:00

Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML

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cakefete2 30

Friday 26 May 2017 19:00

Let's hope the judge doesn't make you change your outfit into a pretty little orange one.

Druu 53

Friday 26 May 2017 18:41

Gotta look good for your prison boyfriend!

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Friday 26 May 2017 18:33

Well everybody's crazy bout a sharp dressed man. Even the Judge.

Druu 53

Friday 26 May 2017 18:41

Gotta look good for your prison boyfriend!

cakefete2 30

Friday 26 May 2017 19:00

Let's hope the judge doesn't make you change your outfit into a pretty little orange one.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 26 May 2017 20:48

It could be the last suit you'll ever wear. Cherish this moment.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 26 May 2017 21:11

Not entirely true. There's always a prison jumpsuit.

AGiftForAnya 8

Saturday 27 May 2017 9:44

What did you do?

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