Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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It's the way I tell 'em

By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML

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Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

majorbob10 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Now how did that happen?

Comments

johncrb 6

Friday 25 November 2011 15:30

W T F ! ? ! ?

redfox1 4

Friday 25 November 2011 15:38

Chickens are do mean!!!!

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 25 November 2011 17:02

Actually, that sounds like fun.

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 25 November 2011 17:02

Actually, that sounds like fun.

Poetaster 10

Friday 25 November 2011 19:59

So, you were in the elevator alone?

Joshhitelol 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:44

atleast you were with a chick lol

spluudge 4

Friday 25 November 2011 23:29

So the chicken didn't cross the road

huh_what 4

Friday 25 November 2011 23:48

well, hey, if you were trapped in there for too long, at least you knew you had some dinner.

thisguy1424 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:56

How the **** do u get stuck in the elevator with a freakin chicken on a non related note I want a chicken

3vilCandy 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:35

lucky.. imagine you got stuck for 3days.. you could have eaten it.

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