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By captainwhiskers - 23/02/2016 12:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a concert. At the end, my conductor was recognizing soloists. When he pointed at me, I was confused, but stood up anyway. It turns out he was pointing at the person behind me. I had to awkwardly sit back down in front of over 500 people. FML

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captainwhiskers 18

Tuesday 23 February 2016 19:59

Hey guys, OP here. Thank you so much for voting for this. So after my conductor pointed at me, I pointed to myself, and he nodded. Apparently the person behind me did the exact same thing. He was alright with it and looking back, it's actually pretty funny. Thanks

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DrProfessor777 16

Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:29

You weren't really in tune with what was going on, were you?

XxPojoxX 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:23

Should've laughed and acted like it was a big joke

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thatonebrah 3

Tuesday 23 February 2016 23:15

pay more attention brah

MadJessTic 29

Wednesday 24 February 2016 4:36

This one time... At band camp....!

directorblue 8

Wednesday 24 February 2016 6:39

At lead you weren't made fun of by the conductor in front of family friends teachers and many others who came to watch

momac86 17

Wednesday 24 February 2016 9:15

Well if you weren't a soloist you should've stayed in ur seat

AltoSaxophone 6

Wednesday 24 February 2016 13:46

Well if you weren't a hoe you would've shut the hell up

Muskrat777 13

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:03

Wait...so you are a chair infront of him but dont get a solo? Can someone explain

BumpkinsBigBash 8

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:58

I mean you knew you didn't have a solo

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