Work: Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area... - FML

By tuck87 - 18/07/2014 15:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By imanidiot - 19/04/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By barista - 05/12/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By retail can shart a cock - 09/01/2016 05:25 - United States

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 18 July 2014 20:12

That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.

nyancait 18

Friday 18 July 2014 20:12

Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.

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KitchKraft 21

Friday 18 July 2014 21:01

Maybe it's because you suck

jgarf66 11

Friday 18 July 2014 21:28

Maybe because you and a##hole for that comment

KitchKraft 21

Friday 18 July 2014 23:57

Well that wouldn't make any sense because I said that after the FML was posted. My GAWD think these things through.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 18 July 2014 21:07

Well you can't please everyone...

amisenho 11

Friday 18 July 2014 22:17

Well, not right now. OP is on the clock.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 18 July 2014 21:24

was It a statement or a question?

jgarf66 11

Friday 18 July 2014 21:26

As a server I know the feeling I have never had that happen to me but I would tell a customer f-you for your shitty make me fun my ass off tip!

Queenie2014 11

Friday 18 July 2014 21:27

People are assholes. Sorry OP.

Joebeenfisted 6

Friday 18 July 2014 21:39

Did you give him a bad fortune cookie?

howsthisforaname 34

Friday 18 July 2014 21:52

Humans are deuterostomes. When a fetus develops it begins by forming the asshole. Unfortunately some people never develop past this stage and remain an asshole for the rest of their life.

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 18 July 2014 21:57

He is obviously jealous of your awesomeness.

onesarcasticdik 8

Friday 18 July 2014 22:45

Some people are sicker than others.

vlalam 24

Friday 18 July 2014 22:50

Did he mean literally?

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Embarrassingly accurate. Cheers!

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