Money: Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when...

By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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Tipping point

By BagBoy - 13/11/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

I hope he threw the money in your face. Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.

Comments

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.

mzmartinez92 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:14

haha same here

Sonfang 19

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:28

you shouldn't be so hasty or such an asshole not everyone gives tips! but for the most part they are cash tips!

fsebastianslife 0

Monday 5 April 2010 5:58

way to gi asshole, that WOULD have been a TWENTY-FIVE percent tip

spychipmunk 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:42

i hate you

littlebigperson 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 11:08

wow fail don't assume like that and btw shouldn't u all him an asshole AFTER he leaves? just cuz he hears it won't change n e thing

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 13:22

I'm wondering if he actually still paid the tip?

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

I hope he threw the money in your face. Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.

Skywalka911 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:11

WTF 40% TIP?! I wanna be a waiter.

Wdgames 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:08

Looks like someone is bad at math.

MrPortalFan 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 6:18

Still, 25% is really good

oakaleafy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

Don't judge so quickly next time.

lolmonster34 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:40

He was giving you a big tip too it's normally only 10%

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

that's why when you talk about tips, you make sure the people aren't around. i work at a party place for kids and as soon as the family walks out the door we talk about how good or bad that party was and how much we think they tipped.

Sabre300 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 10:35

Today I went out for a meal. After racking up about $120 of food, I thought I would be nice and tip the waiter $30 cash so the tip won't be included in his taxes. As I walked up with cash in hand to the waiter who was looking over my credit card reciept, and I heard him say to his coworker "I knew that asshole wouldn't tip me". FML.

ladypatience93 2

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:27

203 is a damn genius

AngelaSialaris 0

Friday 30 April 2010 7:38

k I'm a waitress aswell and it is completely unprofessional to talk about your tips period! and your pay too! it bugs the shit out of me when co-workers tell me how much a table gave them! crazy!!