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By Anonymous - 21/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had a fight with my sister, who lives with me. The reason? She demanded that I made her a steak pie at 9pm, after she had already eaten dinner. She's 20 and has been crying in her room ever since. FML

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jcash52426 5

Saturday 21 January 2017 18:14

Be nice and print out a recipe for her and then tell her to grow the **** up and cook your own food. Were sisters I'm not your slave.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 January 2017 18:54

Follow that ancient Chinese proverb: Bake a sister a steak pie, she won't cry for a day; teach a sister how to bake a steak pie, she'll never cry again.

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xxUnknown 19

Thursday 26 January 2017 5:12

ummm .. is she pregnant ?

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