By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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redbluegreen 40

People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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lil_ham1644 29

I hate this stereotype. Not all vegetarians and vegans are hippies. Some do it to be healthy, some do it for the animals &/or planet, and some just don't like meat.

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AnaDoll 0

for all you saying go meat, I sell dog and cat meat, you really should try it.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I'm not sure why people are being so condescending towards vegetarians. For the record, I am NOT a vegetarian. I just have an open mind and don't think it bothers me. It doesn't effect me, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't effect anyone else who eats meat. You guys are just being hypercritical for no reason. Way to go! :]

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herogen 0

#25 of course soybeans are natural but im doubting all he/she ate was soybeans for his/her soy content he/she most likely ate tofu which may or may not have been made form soybeans. The point is to much soy isn't good for you, and being a vegatarian and being allergic to soy isn't that much of a FML.

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redbluegreen 40

People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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blocparty 0

yeah, your definatly right, I marinate my meat

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lil_ham1644 29

#39. Thank you! I hate having to constantly defend my choices to people who aren't even affected by them.

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cla1re 0

Yeah, ya know there's a reason why we have sharp front teeth. They're intended to tear meat.

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Pixeh_fml 0

really? cuz male horses have those too... and horses eat grass. just because we CAN eat meat doesn't mean we have to.

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misssweetie 0

#40 :) YDI for ignoring the fact that we're omnivores NOT herbavores!

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fuckthiscity 0

#31 have you ever heard of protein? because you kindof need it to live.

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