Impressive

By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You know there are other sources of vegan protein than tofu, right? You can blow everybody's mind as well by cooking tacos with frijoles refritos or rice and beans.

Wadlaen 23

Well, points for effort, if nothing else!

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You know there are other sources of vegan protein than tofu, right? You can blow everybody's mind as well by cooking tacos with frijoles refritos or rice and beans.

Wadlaen 23

Well, points for effort, if nothing else!

Never try to impress someone doing something you’ve never attempted before… And if you’re so allergic to tofu just what were you going to eat - A hamburger?