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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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By Ed. - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom - Stoke Newington

Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML

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By chuffberry - 19/04/2016 13:39 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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suckitsucker 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

HA! soy sorry

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:53

People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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fireandice92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:28

I am a rebublican and I love meat. Vegitarians are liberal fad followers.

cla1re 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:29

55- So, you're saying that just because people eat meat, that makes them Republicans? You, young man/lady, are the reason why us liberals have such a bad name for being stuck-up bitches. You can eat meat or you cannot; either way, it has no correlation to your party identity. I am extremely liberal, but I enjoy my steaks. Very much so, thank you. I couldn't care either way if people eat meat or not, just as long as they're healthy.

xox_what_now 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:29

Sry silverstar ur right But proud liberal is crossing the line

Polionixon 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:29

#70 Sushi is ******* meat. ITs a fish A LIVING ANIMAL! people!!!!! and YDI for being a vegetarian anyways.

vipera_23 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:29

Why did it take you an entire year to work that out? Fail.

voveraite 7

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:30

So political correctness nowadays leaves vegetarians out? Shame... shame... OP: beans, mushrooms, whole cereals, and unless you are vegan, dairy + eggs. Soy is far from essential in a vegetarian diet. And to those of you with the canine speech: open up a sheep's mouth: yep, it has canines too... P.S. Not vegetarian, I used to be as closed-minded as some here until some time ago, though...

xox_what_now 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:31

What does a persons diet preference have to do with politics???

ShotaroComplex 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:31

You know, this fml might sound silly to some But it took me my entire life to figure out that I am allergic to wheat, barley and rye. I have celiac disease and wasn't even aware , or diagnosed, until I was 20. :P

RoyalJesteress 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:31

Bummer! Fortunately there are many vegetarian-friendly alternatives to soy, if you're interested. :o) As your sister in soy-love, I've got your back. Here is a small offer of informative links: http://hubpages.com/hub/Alternatives-to-Soy-Proteins-for-Vegetarians http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/836827/how_to_eat_vegan_when_youre_allergic.html?cat=5 Enjoy!