By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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dog1999 2

Sometimes shit work can pay off

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musicloverr_97 4

why were you looking in the toilet?

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Franorox 8

We're really gonna need to pull something out of our ass here Hang on, think I got some change down there

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shrdlu 28

The best part of being drunk is the next day when you get to find out how much fun you'd had.

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hentaiwei 5

I hope you didn't eat anything worse than the changes, check if you still have your phone and wallet

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fmlcreations 0

you dont need a tree to grow money. because your pooping it.!

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jerry2011 4

Must have thought a penny jar as snack jar.......

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