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By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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chrisbravo 4

Friday 24 August 2012 3:35

OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 15:57

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

slick5880 22

Thursday 23 August 2012 15:59

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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DarkskyFML 5

Tuesday 8 January 2013 20:55

Aw, you're a little piggy bank. Literally...

JesMommy 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:55

How exactly does this screw up your life? It's not like the change was going to break the bank...or you...

jonahwalzer 12

Monday 7 October 2013 12:50

I think a change in eating habits will help....

jonahwalzer 12

Monday 7 October 2013 12:52

Was it really.....worth it?

DrHoliday 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:04

At least you aren't broke enough to pick them back out.

Awkward_Turtle69 18

Monday 3 February 2014 7:25

Sounds like some buried treasure

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