By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 050
You deserved it 32 295

chrisbravo tells us more.

chrisbravo 4

OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

305 33
slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

161 1

Comments

Franorox 8

New level of lazy: can't be bothered buying food so just skip that step and eat the money.

0 0
stompic 2

why so many YDI ? Those who clicked the YDI button can be either forever alone or suffering of Alzheimer... Everybody gets drunk at least once in his life...

0 3
isamisis 9

Reminds of the 'Any Coin, Any Drink' nights I used to go to.

0 0
PetPetAngel 2

Well, at least you're twelve cents richer than before you went to the bathroom!

0 0
Luisaaaaaah_ 3

Taking ***** pay off?

0 0
gardenwhipped3 14

I bet that wasn't the change you were looking for!

0 0
catsnpickles 3

Lmao I read this fast and saw 'i noticed two penises and a dime incrusted in my turd'..

0 0