Intimacy: Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until... - FML

By jwshrieky - 05/01/2012 16:00 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 409

You deserved it 44 088

jwshrieky tells us more.

jwshrieky 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:23

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Joshawott 21

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:53

Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

GoWithTheFro 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Did you get the job?

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:56

He has no reason to complain he got laid.

justinthingy 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:55

Hahaha nice most have been a great job interview =D

EdenLis 14

Friday 27 January 2012 23:23

Moral of the story: don't be a *****.

FamiliarStranger 2

Monday 30 January 2012 2:30

I guess that's one job *puts on sunglasses* you won't be doing YEEEAAAAAHHH

rantsession 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:48

The moral of the story is...

vintage3113 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:49

Sucks to be a slewt

Obiekaybie 3

Monday 13 February 2012 22:27

Well, if you got the job, then I guess it's not so bad, but if you didn't get it, you got f'd twice.

Rick_E_Fresh 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:29

it was meant to be :)

Phoenixke 16

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:42

I hope you spend your days bringing him coffee with your nursing diploma... If he doesn't force you to do demeaning and dirty work it means he's not a man and you had every right not to call him after. If he does make your life living hell, YDI :)

oYo_its_me 0

Friday 17 August 2012 2:49

Sooo....How'd it go?

5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Awkward Miscellaneous Weddings Love My ex Jealousy Friends AITA Health Embarrassing Poopoo peepee Relatable Therapy Mental health Covid Thanksgiving Argument Kids Parenting Medication Ironic Cute Sports Proposal Annoying Snow Cold weather Cheating Money Work

The Top

Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 351

You deserved it 1 619

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 203

You deserved it 17 042

The Top

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 921

You deserved it 9 941

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 457

You deserved it 3 246

Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 875

You deserved it 289

Today, my brother's will left all his wealth to his second wife, while I get left his two kids and a small amount to help cover raising them, because his second wife isn’t mother material. Bitch, neither am I, I love my nieces but I’d go mad if I had to be their new parent. Leave me the money instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 713

You deserved it 265

Today, I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes a couple of weeks ago. The upside is that the diabetic meds I've been prescribed help with weight loss. The takeaway? Diarrhea. Lots and lots of diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 114

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 930

You deserved it 676