Intimacy: Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until... - FML

By jwshrieky - 05/01/2012 16:00 - Canada

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Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

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jwshrieky 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:23

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Joshawott 21

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:53

Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

GoWithTheFro 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Did you get the job?

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buddyguyfriend 1

Friday 6 January 2012 17:50

So ur saying u had sex with him and he never had to talk to you after that? Where's the problem? He's not mad he's happy to have a little closet **** in the office

havocmike 3

Friday 6 January 2012 18:07

****** rarely get anywhere in life once they lose their looks and charm

Alymc13 0

Friday 6 January 2012 19:59

What a dumb ****.

Gorgegirl89 4

Friday 6 January 2012 22:12

I hate it when that happens. D'oh!!!

Blass_fml 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:29

Yea... He's not gonna call you

brekab8 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:58

YDI it ***** lol

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:02

Karma's only a bitch if you are ;-)

zhon 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:57

so... he was grateful and gave you the job? because otherwise, I'm pretty sure that didn't used to be a dude o.O

chevyrider20 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:35

Ouch

hchz_052 6

Monday 16 January 2012 4:44

..that must of been very awkward.

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