Miscellaneous: Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place...

By anonymous - 05/05/2015 06:42 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

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By CollegeBound - 17/08/2012 19:55 - United States - Tully

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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Cut the apron strings

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML

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By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

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You deserved it 2 033

New life

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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You deserved it 190

Countdown

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 02:00

Today, I finally got all of my finances to move out of my house. My mother, instead of being happy for me for moving out of her house, blames me because she needs my rent money, states I will not be happy out in the world and disowned me because I didn't move out when she wanted me to. She wanted me to stay until she was 55. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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Unwanted

By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

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_parth 20

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:36

Well, then get your shit together.

willyjac 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:37

I wonder if she was planning on kicking you out, that's a bit ironic..

Comments

_parth 20

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:36

Well, then get your shit together.

TheBelt 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:56

Time to start taking my "shit" for the sewer now.

willyjac 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:37

I wonder if she was planning on kicking you out, that's a bit ironic..

EarlFug 19

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:02

Sorry, what's ironic about that?

LittleMissShadow 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:38

Because that doesn't add to the already stressful process at all...

jennaclaire13 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:38

might wanna hurry and find an apartment

DecisiveBull 9

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:39

Move out into the world is a big step, hopefully you can convince her to give you enough time. Don't screw it up.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:39

Start collecting the toilet contents then. You might have better luck dipping straight into the sewer lines.

Nakomai 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:43

Maybe she's just hurt and lashing out.

pizzas_awesome 18

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:48

That's still no reason to basically kick op out.

elusiveshame 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:54

Not everyone is rational and react different to each situation. It may have been an instant reaction that was reversed once she had time to think about it. Remember, you're seeing a brief description of the actual issue, and only one side.

kirasant 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 17:33

I agree, OPs mom is probably reacting out of hurt, but that's not an excuse. When you have kids, you have to control those impulses and behave maturely when you don't want to. To basically tell your kid GTFO just because they're growing up is ridiculous and not okay.

venomousflower 24

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:50

It's time to buckle down and get to work

elusiveshame 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:53

That's a bit extreme to cut contact with the OPs mother. I feel bad for anyone that has a misunderstanding with you, especially when you jump to the utmost ridiculous conclusion.