Work: Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 05:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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By Puppylove - 26/02/2013 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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Thursday 10 October 2013 13:18

You should recommend that Chewbacca start waxing

DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 October 2013 13:25

Beard - sexy Moustache - creepy Chest hair - manly Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew

Comments

luststarrr 22

Thursday 10 October 2013 19:36

Welcome to being a masseuse, baby girl. You get that.

kumarina 35

Thursday 10 October 2013 19:39

Well it was a hairy situation

cresset123 3

Thursday 10 October 2013 21:33

Maybe suggest a waxing???

ingram450 3

Friday 11 October 2013 6:16

that's kinda hot

sengmeng 4

Friday 11 October 2013 18:55

I think I just lost the ability to be aroused.

jordanlite 16

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:11

Are all masseuses so rude? Remind my hairless back to never get a massage.

scubasteve171 6

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:41

Yeah, ummmmm...... That's just weird.

DamonKeith 5

Monday 17 March 2014 4:35

He need to get that under control

rgetting 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 4:52

You picked your occupation. This is just part of the territory. You should have understood you would have to deal with this situation. If you didn't think it through, than YDI.