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Hopefully you didn't step in a poodle!
We call people who step in poodles animal abusers. HappyTurtle doesn't seem particularly cruel to me.
One must wonder how one would step in a poodle to begin with
Apparently, no one thought I was punny.
What's there to understand? Someone needed an umbrella, so they took OP's. I don't think your comment is suitable for this FML.
...because it was raining? It's self explanatory.
28- Well of course Most people wouldn't do that....but then again, most people don't do dumb enough or selfish enough shit to end up on FML in the first place. So let me clarify this for you: He was a douche bag.
28- it's called theft... it's not rare
Don't worry #2. I know what you mean. Fml is just full of picky assholes.
3- When blatantly taking something from someone, you have to either be faster than your target, or confident you could kick his/her ass. So ask yourself if you look like a gorilla....because if not, then he doesn't give a **** if you catch him or not. So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p
Don't give it up so easy next time, OP!
You should have chased him! Either way you'd end up soaked so you might as well get it back! Sorry OP:(
whats op mean?
80- Hi, Newbie. :) Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated. Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)
What an umbrage!
The pun was lost by a lot of people ...
I should have known not to use advanced vocabulary on this website :P
I would fight for my umbrella. Teach that person a lesson about stealing. Or call for help. Hope you were close to where you were going!
help mommy, someone stole my umbrella. i think an adult can defend theirself
who steals an umbrella?
Someone standing in pouring rain without one.
maybe voldemort?
#15 would u share your umbrella with any random stranger or go ask any stranger to share their umbrella with you?
25- I'd do one better and offer to share my umbrella with some poor sap getting drenched if I saw one.
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How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.