By smoothies14 - 12/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML
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The sad part was there wasn't even a box of cheerios in the room at the time (even though there usually is). I had to go to my food spot and double check anyway so I could sleep.

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CallMeWindSock 24

At least you weren't a victim of a cereal killer

Don't worry, I destroyed a city when I found that my clothes were improperly folded, everyone has their breaking point

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Sounds like you need more excitement in your life, a hobby at the very least.

This... this sounds so insulting, but is actually a pretty good pun. The human brain has folds in it and one theory holds that if these folds don't form right it can cause or contribute to mental disorders.

pere 11

Improperly folded?! Is that you, Death the Kid? (If you don't get the reference... just walk away).

Definitely FYL if these are your stressful nightmqres. "Gaaah **** I'm almost out of half & half!"

Don't worry there is medication for that :)