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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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You deserved it 30 098

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 506

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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You deserved it 14 275

By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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You deserved it 31 425

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 435

You deserved it 46 318

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 11 830

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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You deserved it 119

Vintage cars

By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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You deserved it 10 269

Murphy's Law

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 06:30 - Germany

Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 433

You deserved it 124

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

Comments

courtz94 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:38

Maybe next time you shouldn't try to be dramatic. Maybe next time you should try to resolve the issue.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:00

Even though I agree with you, we've all done something like this before. Whether it be a car door, bedroom door, etc.

jet223 20

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:38

I have no words other than ydi u idiot. Stop being such a dramatic ****. People like you annoy me and you deserve it.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

pixierara 28

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

This is giving me flashbacks to Mr Incredible when he lost his job....

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:55

I totally thought of that too! I'm not alone. Haha

JamisonB98 16

Sunday 19 July 2015 9:24

"That was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!" -Little Neighborhood Kid in the Incredibles

lovelockdown23 23

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:06

wicked "that was totally wicked" kid from incredibles

5FDPmetalhead 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 11:05

That was the first thing that popped into my mind?

_guy_j 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

How would being dramatic help?

alanamarieg 18

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:42

At least you showed her, right?

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

dyne808 34

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:38

we've all done something like this once though...

TheGolfGTI 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:44

I bet that gets wheely tiring after a while.

hacksaw246 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:36

I appreciate the effort but you may have tried a little too hard..

Anro_fml 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:44

Blame the chick

Loliology 10

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:45

Do you drive a Nissan Shitbox?

thesmeagol 22

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:06

Any car will do that depending on how hard you slam it/hit it. Easy 10 minute fix to reconnect the rod/clip or replace it completely.

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Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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You deserved it 817

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