By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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john_bell 0

Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

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kitties_fml 12

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

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drummer_dude 0

I remember doing this experiment. My friend squashed my hand onto it :( It was cold and even a year on I can still sometimes imagine the squelch it made.

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ragsy 7

How bizarre it was still under so much pressure. Hope you were wearing a lab coat!

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perdix 29

I'll bet you were pissed off. What did you expect to find in the sack? Gold coins? You read too many fairy tales. There are no water balloons in nature -- when you come across a fluid-filled sac, you can expect the contents to be unpleasant.

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ddlovatolover 23

Too late, my friend, somebody beat you to it.

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DynamicDave 11

I always say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on but I can't use that here...

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ipownyew234 0

u deserve it for dissecting it in the first place

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Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0

Ahh. You're one of those people who thinks that everyone deserves everything for a stupid reason. I love it when people are kind and caring to other people =)

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grrrarrrg2 2

YDI for cutting into it without following directions.

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karmaeffect 0

although urine is collected in the kidney its not stored there like in the balder, its basically a filter so its impossible for this 2 happen, gotta fact check ure FMLs before u post u

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Araya_fml 0

Lol, i'm not even making it up. It was only like, 5/10ml of the stuff bit with blunt scalpels (because my school don't ever bother sharpening them), I had to use a lot of force on it, which meant although very little of the stuff came out, it came out at high pressure, and 'squirted' me, as I said. And i'm just taking a guess that there was some urine left over at the top of the ureter or w/e.

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Diogen 0

Check a graduated cylinder to visualize what 5 - 10 mL are. That's a lot to come 'squirting' out of a kidney. And you replace scalpel blades, you don't sharpen them.... they're a couple of bucks for a package of ten, so even the 'cheapest' of schools has them. Ask for a new blade next time. And yeah, i stand by my previous evaluation of 'fake'.

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JMTS 0

Dude... Who gives a ****?

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danyellbella35 0

That serves you right for dissecting. Karma for cutting up an animal

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allmidnighteyes 10

I do believe you have no idea what the hell karma is.

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polico_wolf 0

actually he does. Let me say this to you slowly... That... SERVES YOU RIGHT..... for.... cutting up an animal. it is karma because he did a BAD thing by cutting up an animal. Understand?

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Celt729 1

They're just made cuz they opted to write a paper instead of just sucking it the eff up and doing the dissection. Crazy hippies.

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deviable 9

dissecting parts of already dead pigs for educational purposes in order to give students a better understanding of animal and human bodies does not provoke karma, it only provokes stupid self righteous people who like to think they're better than others.

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SandiRainbowFish 20

It's not like they sliced a live pig open.... Dissections aren't bad...

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ilovemyjohnnyboy 0

It's was dead u dumb *****. I mean come on.. How would anyone know about what goes on inside organisms if they didnt check to see first... Yeah go on ahead and do some big surgery on my pet pig, even though you have no idea what the he'll is inside! Hmmmm sounds great, when do u start? Like I said dumb *****.. **** bitch ass ****! ( fav thing to say!)

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