Miscellaneous: Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack'...

By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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john_bell 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:28

Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

kitties_fml 12

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:23

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

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cowinvasion 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 22:10

Hey, at least the "sac" wasn't the cecum.

iKaite 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:17

OP should get a medal, Dissections are gross enough anyway. I remember in my school we once had to disect a cow eyeball, i cut it too hard, it pinged off the desk and hit my friend in the face. Oh and OP is British also so he is cool. Peace up XD

LemonFairy 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:26

OP did get a medal. It's next to their username when they post. XD

Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:37

Eyeball? Eww. xP Hahah Yeah, we English tend to be cool. Hardly close to what most Americans assume. Remember Sid Vicious? Most of us hate the Royal Family. xD except old people for some reason.