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By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

kitties_fml 12

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

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y would u spray some random liquid in ur face anyway? it's not lyk urine should hav surprised u... it probably would hav been grosser if it was some kind of random stomach acid thing...

Why are you disecting pigs in the middle if a flu pandemic?

russianredgirl 0

hahahaha you dont catch swine flu from pigs, they have pig H1N1 but we have a different version sheesssh

Diogen 0

Fake. Dead specimen - won't squirt, just ooze. Bladder? Not usually part of the kidney specimens. Kidney itself? Channels urine to the ureter via renal pelvis, which if you opened the kidney was already drained. Prepared specimen won't have urine anywhere in it. For the record: I'm a biology teacher who did this same dissection in class today for my homeostasis unit.

umm dumbaass, not if the contents are underpressure.

HAHA. I dissected an entire pig fetus in Biology. It was pretty nasty.

do you enjoy bacon? yeah? karma. it's a bitch.

mercury42 0

Not fake. I'm a Bio teacher and this happens rather often. Yes, the blood is emptied out to make room for dissection fluid but the urinary bladder, stomach and intestined often still contain what was there when the animal died. My class dissected bullfrogs last year and found crayfish claws and even pieces of bullfrogs in the stomachs. Gross, but very true.

mercury42 0

Seriously? the damn pig was already dead. It's not like OP beat it over the head and cut it open while it was still alive! Moron.

This remidneds me of the time in my biology class. Ihad to cut open a frog with my best friend and when i was opening the rib cage a huge amount of juice squirted into my right eye. it was so nasty. and smelly