By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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amy397123 0

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

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FerrariCake 2

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

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lnasty 0

well you deserved it, what good is talking to your ex?

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kassleyhovan 0

what i want to know, is why are there so many comments about her being a lesbian? i mean, does it really matter? I happen to live with my two lesbian moms and love them both very much. i just wish everyone else could see thats there is more to life then trying to keep two people who love eachother, apart becouse you consider it "morally wrong". Get over it and llive your own damn life!

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newyork786 0

hahaha comment #1 lol well maybe she's high to get over you guys and sometimes people do you the use of other things tk get over what they had

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garza_nicolas 0

She probably is just f***in with you trying to see if it actually meant anything to you!

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omgxwtfxheather 2

well there is a reason she's an "ex" so forget her and move on

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peachezthelette 22

lesbian? ha no shut the **** up. its a thing called bi and I would know because I am, too and even if she is youre just mad because u cant have her.

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flames45640 0

well at least it was just a phone call. my ex got high and decided he wanted to marry me... til after the new year and decided he was staying with his pillhead girlfriend.

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peachezthelette 22

lesbian? ha no shut the **** up. its a thing called bi and I would know because I am, too

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icmandel 2

i have done every drug you can think of(and now have a phd in chemistry for all you people that say drugs make you stupid) and nobody can get so high in the morning that they can carry on a completely normal conversation for hours in the morning and then have completely no memory of it later that day. blacking out like that takes some exerted effort throughout a day. she was worried the conversation meant something and called back to play it down.

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