By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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amy397123 0

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

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FerrariCake 2

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

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AmeOwl 0

I bet she was making that up. She probably didn't want to get back together with you, so she's pretending she can't remember.

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gingersnapper 0

Oh, c'mon, OP. 99% of the time, exes only ring you up out of the blue if they're drunk, high or horny and have exhausted all other options. Or all three.

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freelunatic 0

Nothing wrong with the last of the tree as long as you remember it is an ex for a reason.

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No_Heart 0

................You obviously value commenting on testriffic over love.

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fullyhalfempty 0

Just tell her the honest truth: "We had phone sex and you orgasmed."

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apfunction 0

weed isn't bad you douchebags. it's less damaging than alcohol, there's no horrible side affects, and no, you poor brainwashed middle schoolers, there is no brain damage done. the brain actually carries cannabanoid receptors, which means the brain sees toking up as any other natural brain process. and cannibus is actually more effective than vitamins E and C. so one of you please tell me what's so bad about it.

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Jackieeee93 0

are u by any chance a doctor? if so, why is it illegal in so many countries?

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Jackieeee93 0

hmm, true.. ur right. Though, I see no good outcome of the usage of weed. My opinion :]

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kyle1420 0

assuming she was high on pot n not crystal meth, she was not high the entire convo. also unless it was extremely boring and pointless I'm sure she can remember very easily.. therefore it's a trick she's seeing what you would like to have really heard from her. pretty sly since u fell for it YDI

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kiah101 0

YDI y wud u think ur in love wen ur not...and another thing.........y go lesbian wen there iz a million hot guys out there waiting to get layed...........PSHHH! i have my boyfriend..........and im not planning on dumping our one month relationship for his twin sister which they obviously look exactly alike but wudnt dream of going bi-sexual ;)

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tsarikos 0

If your boyfriend and his sister are twins that makes them fraternal twins and therefore not identical twins, i.e. they can't look "exactly alike". Plus, I agree with #81. Sexual orientation isn't a choice, it's genetic. Most of the world only thinks it's a choice because many people are afraid of revealing their deviant sexual orientations and therefore try to suppress it or deride it.

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fudrick 0

You're just as ignorant as the people who think sexual orientation is 100% choice #89.

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camaro6969sss 0

if I where u I'd get back with her for a day **** her then dump her cause she's so stupid and she just may not remember that either

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