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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

Comments

lifesucks5 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:20

Weed makes you mindless and dependent on a stupid plant that you pay thousands of dollars on a year. FYL, but learn better grammar. "A F..."

boredlittlechild 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:27

Weed SHOULD be legal for many reasons... Sucks you failed, but whatever...

MsSippi 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:30

# 68 and anyone else who has stated that people who smoke weed are retarded. - The biggest stoner I know was valedictorian of her class. Smoking weed has nothing to do with intellect. Many intelligent people smoke weed. Just thought you should know. To the OP - To be fair, I would probably have a difficult time arguing that weed should be illegal too. It sucks that your teacher failed you though.

spidergirl040812 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:31

id b sssssoooo pissed but I agree with # 3 cuz u should've pointed at him n said c these are the effects of stupidity n weed consumotion n I'm srry bout the F but u needto b able to think on your feet

starvingxartist 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:37

shut up, that doesn't happen, everyone else may get an f but you wouldn't unless your version of "prepared" is total shit.

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 1 June 2009 22:41

I love how half the people here are nitpicking about 'a' and 'an.' Ask yourselves, does it really matter? English is an irritating language. No one can ever have it right 100% of the time.

indisentproposal 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:47

#22 "it dont work 'an F' does".... it DOESN'T work, hahaha and #79, although vowel placement is important, it's the vowel SOUND that is the deciding factor on "a" and "an". For example, "I go to A university" and "It is AN honor to meet you." So it would be AN "F" because it sounds like "eff." I don't know about the MSI card thing. It's possibly just one of those million rule breakers in the English language. This is why, #17, we're often taking English classes well into our college years. OP, I feel bad but you probably could have scored some points by calling out the intoxicated state of your partner and how poorly he or she was presenting as a result (I'm not saying your partner was retarded because of the weed, everybody reacts differently). I agree with people above that you have to think on your feet. Also, your classmates and possibly your teacher are idiotic for judging you based on the side of the debate you were assigned to. You have to do your best with what you get. Good luck in the future!

ccristinaa 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:50

what # 3 said you shoulda pointed out what weed can do to you and how it should be illegal. dont do drugs kid. sorry bout the F

RoguePenguin 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:12

#89 Idk why you're laughing at 22 because "it dont work" is nowhere in 22's post. Other people - How could you use a stoned person as an example of why not to use marijuana? Being stoned isn't like being drunk, a stoned person isn't normally extra stupid and falling all over the place.