By anonymous - 01/06/2009 07:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML
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fortytwo 0

Inform her that you got all your looks from her.

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Dogmaw 0

Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.

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Comments

JaneDoe_71 0

Hey guys! This story has been sent to us from Korea ;)

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Kazze 31

Props to whoever found a way to thumbs down a staff member's comment. That's an achievement in itself.

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Dogmaw 0

Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.

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emer_helena 0

Some old people are just so bitter towards any kind of youth. Dont take it personally

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redbluegreen 40

As if attackers really take a good look at your face anyway...

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RLJJ 0

Such a ******* bitch doesn't deserve to be called "mom". By the way, are you sure she actually IS your mother ?

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gaby904 0

HAHA #1 is hilarious! Yea pretty bitchy thing to say for a mom, but hey, she could've just been joking... right?

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Jackthestripper 0

Wow. What a bitch. What system were you planning on learning?

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TattooedToDeath 0

i thought all koreans knew kung fu anyways ;P jk (:

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AsianCookie247 14

yeaahh - they got their Jackie Chan skills ;)

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laurisshnazzy 0

More like a FHL, you have her genes.

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