By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

ewww... ...at least you didn't swallow it

Sometimes, it's better not to think about that kind of stuff. Afterall, ignorance is bliss...

Comments

It sucks having a fly in your mouth, but spitting your coffee all over your laptop is a bit over-dramatic.... (since you know, you probably had to finish the liquid in your mouth in order to take out the fly.)

alleyx3 0

well she probably didn't think about spitting it out she just reflexively did it. I would have done the same thing

"probably had to FINISH the liquid in your mouth in order to take out the fly" Gotta read the whole comment dear.

MJFG100 0

FYL! You're supposed to check your coffee for bugs before drinking it. DUH! Everybody knows that.

Swallowing it would have been the much safer route. I'd rather swallow it and not ever know what it was than to be grossed out and ruin my laptop.

vampiresaremylif 0

First of all, black flys are tiny and like fruit flys, only they bite. if it was huge and black, it was prob. a horsefly. they are about as big as a quarter and instead of biting you and leaving a huge bump. They take chunks. And make your skin itchy, bleeding and infected.

kayPandastyle 15

ugh that is sooo ****** nasty!! blegg I hate bugs!!

roseytosey 0

that is nasty! i almost swallowed a fly once and almost threw up!!

dude247 0

that's impossible you took it out then spit out your coffee? how could you take it out with coffe in your mouth

maybe it was alive and crawled onto the OP's tongue. Then she was able to remove it before expelling said coffee :-P

SupaSteveXpz 0