Embarrassing, Birthday, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned...

By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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Party!

By kelkline - 31/08/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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Life is a roller coaster

By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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Sunday 4 October 2009 20:06

MILF

dafr3ak 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:05

haha whoa! freaky mom?

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huevo92 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:45

your mom must be a HOT milf

AhISnappedIt 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:46

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=31879 is where this mom belongs

magichateball 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:11

MADE. OF. AWESOME.

babygraprefruit 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:11

Looks like your friend is pretty into your mom. Get ready for your new daddy. =)

ttownbeast 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:15

Kinda make you wonder who your dad is doesn't it?

OhhandyT 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:45

Hot. YDI for having a hot 57 yr old mom.

Julsa 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:01

Is your momma a MILF?

queenclutz20 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:14

Hot mom at 57, that must make her feel great. Any girl who can age that well, lucky. Grinding your friends, not the best choice since she is your mother...but hey if she can get 20 yr old. cuz younger than that is just sort of creepy, than go mom!