Embarrassing, Birthday, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned... - FML

By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By kelkline - 31/08/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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shuttuplily 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:06

MILF

dafr3ak 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:05

haha whoa! freaky mom?

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clusterfungus 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:23

Leopard skin?? Are you sure it wasn't genuine cougar skin?

cani_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:00

white trash!

Ar3s 1

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:58

I'm not sure what to put on this, because that sounds hot.

zedolor 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:57

yay for your friend with the hot puma lovin !

xxxNataliexxx 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:35

What she can't enjoy the fun before 60 awww that's not right );

hellokeroppi 5

Tuesday 20 April 2010 10:14

skin or print? cuz if it's skin… ur sick…!

JessieMongoose 11

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:03

"Today, I went to my friend's mom's 57th birthday party. Everything was great until she started grinding on me. FML."

drethereason 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:38

she's 57. not dead

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:38

cougar? '~'

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:05

COUGAR!!

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