By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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FlutterLoud 29

Actually, I learned is psychology that sex dreams usually have nothing to do with sex but the weirdest dreams that don't seem to be about sex at all can be about sex. So don't feel bad OP

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DalekWarrior26 9

that makes sense it's bacon what's not sexy and delicious about it

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TheFuckIsReal 9

hey, try frying bacon on your weeboo, it's the best thing ever

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CLT_420 13

I would of had the same ass dream I swear

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Johnem 10

Jimmy!! James!!! Jason!!!!! we have a new member in the bacon cult of the world or bcw. he had the dream

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JumpsuitJames 5

So? Bacon's still sexy. To a degree, at least.

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CrossEyedSniper1 18

how is this a FML, who doesnt love bacon.

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