By Uncomfy - 22/06/2012 23:01 - United States - Durango
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OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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quincykid23
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I don't blame u.... There isn't much to do on those flights!
Always pack a change of clothes in your carry-on ;)
bengermin
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It's amazing how many fmls could be avoided if people wore diapers everywhere.
NumberOCD
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You just made the biggest mistake in your life. It will only be your second biggest in nine months. My condolences.
I think you are a little confused... A nocturnal emission (wet dream) is when you ejaculate while asleep. He didn't not have sex with anyone or get anybody pregnant. Where did you get that idea from?
Wrong fml darling. But to your credit they are both sperm related. ~•
TxCountryBeauty
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Umm shouldn't this comment be on the divorced pregnant woman's page?
Agreeing with 16 - if you're not 100% sure what something means, Google it first then comment second ;)
day624
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This pertains to the fml just above this one
Noor, don't be a prude! Say it!
This should be illustrated.
Are you the same FML guy who was sitting next to the hot girl, who then moved away from you? Then, while she was sitting across next to your dad she and him watched as you spazzed out in passionate glee and the front of your pants got sticky and wet. Youll for sure get her number now.
Haha that's a good one but alas my comment is not
GVirdi
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13 honestly children these days probably would know what the snake really is
knight0748
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What's wrong with that? Those are the best dreams...
Who does that?!
BunchieRules
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The OP did, obviously.
The child mighta yelled "Worm! Worm on the plane!"
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Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
You could've crapped yourself.