By Uncomfy - 22/06/2012 23:01 - United States - Durango

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Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7

OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.

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Stupend0us 7

Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.

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Zachthejoker 10

As long as people were focused the shrieking baby, then ur good.

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Zachthejoker 10

As long as people were focused the shrieking baby, then ur good.

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kaileylovesyew 4

Unless he already was a member of the mile high club...

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Calyx_fml 21

Does that make you a member of the mile high club?

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Tyger44 1

Thank you,now im going to make double sure that i empty the ballast before i get in for long journey! Fyl

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somewizdom 15

This reminds me of the time I had a wet dream while the hot flight attendant was looking at me. Only it wasn't a wet dream and I was not sleeping.

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Cowboy1986 4

And he jizzed in his pants

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stormchaser24 24

Too bad that does not count for the mile high club.

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Rocky007 15

Health tip: Don't forget to also exercise your other two legs on long flights.

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