Animals: Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became...

By emmaavk88 - 17/03/2014 12:15 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

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emmaavk88 18

Monday 17 March 2014 18:59

If that was true, double F my life! Luckily he isn't, I made sure of that -OP

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 March 2014 18:10

What if your crush is allergic to cats?

infected150 27

Monday 17 March 2014 18:12

You've just taken crazy cat lady to the next level.

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Vnzou22 9

Monday 17 March 2014 18:14

Not the normal type of fantasy, but i guess there are worse things you could think about.

CurlyQute 17

Monday 17 March 2014 18:21

That's a bit odd

Nilorak 24

Monday 17 March 2014 18:40

Everybody is a bit odd.

kozzard 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:30

I'm perfectly even

rainbow_llamas 16

Monday 17 March 2014 18:26

I bet you're the cat'a meow ;)

sxm 13

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:53

You're comment made laugh quite hard. Thank you.

The_H3fty_Man 4

Monday 17 March 2014 18:34

sounds purrrrrrrfect

ericb982 8

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:13

Unlike your comment.

tranced_ 45

Monday 17 March 2014 18:39

sounds legit..

Faddyy6 17

Monday 17 March 2014 18:39

any ways you'll always remain a pet of your crush

olpally 32

Monday 17 March 2014 18:40

That's pretty sad op. Better off just asking him out. Haha.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 17 March 2014 18:44

I fantasize about being Jennifer Lawrence's bath sponge....or tampon, depends if I'm emotionally stable.

SmokinGuns 13

Monday 17 March 2014 18:57

Someone needs a girlfriend...^

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 17 March 2014 20:20

Why, are you interested? Creep...

MattBenid_fml 12

Monday 17 March 2014 18:49

Your Life really sucks :0

ocramavaf 15

Monday 17 March 2014 18:54

see you in another life when we are both cats.

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