It's alive!

By jabba - 05/10/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
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farkie3 8

By all means, keep flicking it; maybe it'll fall off.

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stronghand0331 17

did you try to smack it too? ... but seriously, that's pretty gross. reminds me of Austin Powers

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imaginaryvoice 18

Draw eight legs on it and name it Spidermole ..Spidermole. Spidermole. Does whatever a Spidermole does

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MissErikaHart 0

get a new roommate!! ur not gonna wanna keep living with that thing on her face! no I'm jk that sux, u really made an ass of urself

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UnluckyChicka 0

31, imaginaryvoice.... what does a spidermole do...? *: |

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imaginaryvoice 18

49, Lol whatever a spidermole does, duhhh! :P

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_TONGAN_ 5

Wow OP you must be pretty slow to see and think that a mole was "crawling"!!!!

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H8rSk8r 0

Today, my roommate mistook the mole on my cheek and started flicking it. FML

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HahaHokayThen 10

Did anybody else think of that guy with the mole from that show on Nick? Ohhh yeah iCarly. The guy who works in the building has a huge mole haha.

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shakethat 10

but it sooooo funny. lmao.

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LoganBballin16 0

Uh hold on new room mate you got a little black umm bug on u stay still..... *flicks cheek for a long time* HOLY CRAP ITS A HAIR MOLE I AM GOING TO POST IT ON FML!!! Get a life op!

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atalia831 0

cut it up into little pieces and make some guacamole!

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A_50cal_goes 0

wow that's nasty!!! haha... hairy... but seriously ewwww

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A_50cal_goes 0

wow that's the closest I've ever been to first... but now that I've acknowledged it I'm doomed to Internet ridcule!!!

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HahaHokayThen 10

Ewww! wait, being her roomate, hasn't OP realized it's a mole & not a spider constantly living on her roomates cheek...?

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mahimalil 0

#70 the roommate is new

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LeoFML 1

Am I the only one who read this comment in Clevelands voice?

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ladiesmanbaby 0

haha that would suck flicking a mole

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crazyflyingmonke 0

your name describes u perfectly

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JayBear14 11

omg thats so embarrassing and that sucks, i have this freckle on my neck tht my friend slapped once thinking it was a fly, but thats awful loll

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kellyc007 0

Ooohhhhh shut up and put some clothes on. Why are you so desprate that you wear a friggin bikini on a site like this with so many creepers. You are dumb, you are really dumb.

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illmatic2 16

28- What does that have to do with anything?

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MissErikaHart 0

I'm proud to be an American Ninja.

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JayBear14 11

o was at camp? it was the only picture on my itouch at the time, sorry? ill change it loll

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JayBear14 11

loll well apparently im throwing myself out ther if im wearing a swimsuit. i live in the sunshine state, 80% of the year i am in a swimsuit loll

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illmatic2 16

Jaybear, he was just trolling, don't let him bother you.

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JayBear14 11

its stupid that i do, but it bothers me a lot when ppl judge me for somebody im not. ive been judged my whole life like that, ppl stereotyping me and it really gets under my skin o.e sorry loll

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JayBear14 11

your hysterical loll

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stronghand0331 17

did you try to smack it too? ... but seriously, that's pretty gross. reminds me of Austin Powers

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SACaveman 3

moooooleeeee!(prod with stick).. molemolemolemole.. lol Still gross though..

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farkie3 8

By all means, keep flicking it; maybe it'll fall off.

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Lilllly_1316 0

You, are hilarious. I love thaaaat. :)

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lalagirl912 0

"DIE POTATO!!!!" "not today!" I <3 asdf, and tomska :)

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annamei 16

Hahhahaha should have seen if it was moving first

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Icyyy 0

o_o;; I don't know how you mistook the Mole for a spider. They really don't look that much alike up close.

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