Today, I had an incredibly annoying song stuck in my head, so... - FML

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By That Damn Adele Song - 21/10/2017 02:36

Today, I had an incredibly annoying song stuck in my head, so I turned on the radio to drown it out. Guess which song came on next. FML

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 24 October 2017 14:48

Apparently, the universe wants you to like this song... so like it, damn it!

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 24 October 2017 14:48

Apparently, the universe wants you to like this song... so like it, damn it!

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