Health: Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag... - FML

By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML

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By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By ihatewasps - 30/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML

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linyah 11

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:14

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

Il_Maestro 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:49

Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.

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nado13579 12

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:02

Let's see how long we can keep this going sushi.

instnt1nfction 17

Sunday 6 May 2012 4:13

The thread won't go for too long, there will be another combo breaker or sausage

EduJav321 24

Sunday 6 May 2012 4:32

Not if we all keep pitchin in Kool Aid

Akodo 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 5:41

Ow, that's gotta suck. Hope you get better soon!

irishbohemian 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 5:45

You keep wasps in the kitchen?!

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 6 May 2012 6:08

i don't know, this thread seems to be doing pretty canadian bacon

wickedclimber 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 8:33

OH MY GOD! You got stung by a wasp?!?!?! Call the freaking priest!

megamandude455 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 11:40

Scumbag Wasp

cjack188 13

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:26

No one in their right mind deserves this! :(

CanadianCutie22 16

Sunday 6 May 2012 14:45

that is very unfortunate

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