By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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linyah 11

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

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Il_Maestro 6

Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.

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DocBastard 38

What burns worse, the wasp sting or your anus after all that diarrhea? I'd try some meat tenderizer. For the wasp sting, not your asshole.

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mintcar 9

The wasp was specifically waiting for you to come and touch his shit- and you did.

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poohappens26 0

Oh man I had food poison before that sucksssssssss!!!! FYL

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soldiat_fml 17

And then it started to rain.

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linkinpark98 23

"And I got struck by a random lightning bolt."

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Seeing as how I'm eating a burger as I read that, it was extra funny pizza.

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cliffibom 15

I dont get how gatorade would help when getting a food poisoning, thats shitty luck though

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EmilyXPatricia 4

Gatorade helps with dehydration..

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Robertj1313 0

U have no luck at all

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thisgirlxp 0

ouch, i feel bad for you, but when i read this i couldn't stop laughing for some reason ;)

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