I agree with perdix I think I can enjoy some boob sniffing.

What if boob-sniffing is all you get? That wouldn't suffice :P

I've sniffed plenty of boobs for plenty of reasons, if that's all she will give, take it and renegotiate later.

#27, I'll take my chances. I'll let you know when boob-sniffing is no longer a sufficient basis for a friendship. It could take a few years.

41- more like the rest of your life.

Did anybody else have an image of Kenny cheesing when they read this comment? No? ok.

Did anybody else have an image of Kenny cheesing when they read this comment? No? ok.

I would also throw up my hand for boob sniffing services. Love boobs. :p

Well perdix you can't expect her boobs to always smell like that. The day boob sniffing goes to the dark side may be sooner than you think.

Out of all the FMLs I've read over the past 3-4 years, I swear this is the first time I've seen perdix be the first comment.

#99, I'm looking forward to my friend changing up the scents in her boobs. Remember, the sniffing is just a pretext to being in the Happiest Place on Earth. #100, you are right, I rarely get to be the first comment. This time I got lucky ... Hey, I might get to sniff some boobs, too:)

Boob sniffing, sounds creepy.

#105. it IS creepy, that's why it's so delightful. ;)

But it's bound to lead to more.

#105 you're a guy and you think that's creepy, I don't know what to say....but come on man.

117-rule 34...and 2 girls 1 cup is a fetish, this is just an enjoyable experience to most people so getting off on it has to be somewhere in there.

Damn right i would be glad to be your boyfriend

Someone did not read the FML properly in his haste to get top comment...

She just had a shower that made her smell like the ex. Did you even read the FML?

3- Reading is fundamental!

Oops... You're right I read it incorrectly. My apologies

19 - Read incorrectly or didn't read at all?

I said I was sorry, what more do you want Y__Y

28) The FMLers want your soul as compensation.

28- A human sacrifice. What else?

I want you to stop making those ******* faces. That's my only request.

35- Damn, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? He made 1 face on this thread- chill out.

I say 2 gives us his soul and 35 is the human sacrifice.

*hugs 28* we still love you

Pssshhh! Speak for yourself, 65. The was walrus hates everything.

Pleased to meet you. I am the walrus.

62- except giving away 35 wouldn't be a sacrifice, more like a blessing.

Blessing for us.

Is lynx the same thing as axe?

Yeah just different branding for different countries

But they also have different scents. From experience, Lynx is much better. Girls love it.

I use polo blue and nith girls I have dated were obsessed with the smell of it, and every gal pal of mine that has smelled it turned to their boyfriend and told them to invest in some lol.

both not nith*

Are you the chick from glee who plays marley?

Omg u took the stick off ur mustache in ur pic and me and u have the same birthdays exactly

What stick? This is genuine 102% man-stache! Hahahaha I was wondering when someone would notice- I tried my hand at paint and it seems it worked not bad!

Well good job lol I can't believe our birthdays are on the same day

Yeah I noticed too. I stared at your picture and thought I was crazy because I could have sworn that there was something else there. I always thought it was a straw or toothpick. Not bad with the editing. :)

Did you think you were the only person with that birthday?

No I just never seen someone with that same birthday

Sorry to burst yours or any other people's bubbles, but when I filled out the profile I just picked a random date, my condolences!

O cool cool lol

OP's can comment on their own posts?? When did this occur?! My world has been thrown into chaos.

It's been this way forever. Most just don't.

I get it. Some things just smell like happy memories, no harm in that!

#8, you're welcome, but I'd be happy to sniff them on purpose ;)

I like to see OP's comment on their own stories, but I feel like when it's done this early-on, the mystery is gone from the story, and the comments tend to fall flat.

Most commenters suck these days anyway.

Ouch.

I'd be happy to hold them in the shower so they don't get all up in your face!

sorry for still remembering him, but even more sorry for making mental pictures ^^. nice descriptions btw :D

You're welcome, I did that to get my boyfriend to stop wearing one I hated. Sprayed it all over myself all the time and he was sick of it within a week. Also *waves* from Cardiff. My fella is from Abergavenny so we head to Monmouthshire quite a lot.

Quick question.... Who bends down to put conditioner in their hair? Don't you lift your arms up?

Wow, I'm here because I sniffed out a hardcore noob...

Question, the mixture of shower gel and deodorant smelled like your and you were sniffing your boobs? I'm a bit concerned over your improper use of deodorant

I do that sometimes for that and to brush my hair. With thick ass hair it's hard to get all the shampoo or conditioner in and out so doing that helps get the other half! And as for brushing same thing

You're the one making rude comments on a funny story. Who needs a life now?

Smelling boobs in memory of a finished love? Guess who needs a life? The story could be sad or funny, it doesn't matter..

The only person who needs a life here is the fucknugget dissing OP because she SNIFFED her BOOBS. You're acting like she's a crack ***** complaining about how her life sucks. Last time I checked, this site was called FML, not GAL. Add something relevant or get the **** out.

and look at op's comment

It's fun! :3

I want it see how fun it is.... I'm sorry, I'm sorry that was very inappropriate.

My thought exactly. That is quite impressive.

I have UK!36As. I can stick my nose on my boobs quite easily even under this sports bra. I just have to lift my arms up.

#70 How big are UK!36As in American boob size?

I have 36c boobs. Nice big gals

I believe it's 36AA in US sizes. They're about the size of an average female hand when loose.

Hmm not to sound like a perv, but not bad at all.

What would a UK 38 HH be?

I'm guessing very big fun bags OP. I bet you can sniff those without trying.